mat honan

"The cakes in the men's room taste terrible."

"Keep your damn dog on a leash in the fall, winter and spring when the Plover are here"

"You should fly with @strngways, the ultimate traveling companion"

"Sit out back in the garden on a clear day during the sunset. It's heaven."

"Sit out back in the garden during the sunset on a clear day. It's heaven."

"Opt for the pat-down and ask for Herve. He's the best! Be sure to wear a thong and tip well afterwards."