Maria

"independent films and blockbusters"

"you can bring your own booze"

"One of the flatscreen TVs almost always has BBC America running--ST:TNG marathoning while I marathon away on a treadmill? Yes, please & thanks!"

"Lots of facade covering defects. The key cards go bad frequently, and staff is hard to find (unless they're bugging you to buy a time-share). Mirrors in the bedroom? Bad vibes."

"The mushroom & polenta appetizer is pretty delicious. Wouldn't bother with a bottle of vino, though (the mark-up is atrocious)."