Mason Rutledge

"You'd usually skip dessert in an Asian place. Don't do it here. They are delish."

"Chipotle kicks Qdoba butt. You stoopid."

"Mikkie will tell you stories AND give you a great haircut."

"I'm done with Hertz. Loyalty to them is only wise if you think it is also wise to burn money."

"If you go to the Comcast Arena, you must go see a Stealth lacrosse game. Best game played in the Arena."

"If you go to church here, please take a second each Sunday to check in. Let's get New Life trending."