Martha Miss Ivy

"they definitely water down their liquor. I know my makers mark from anywhere. get a beer"

"The menu is the shiznit! Spicalicious explosion in yo mouth!!!!"

"Jfk is ghetto"

"If this is the one next to checkers, eff this place. Worst bikini wax ever. My vagina has trauma."

"quickest way to garden state plaza and anywhere along rt 4 from the gwb w/o a car."