Marlo Habeeb

"I will never come back here again. The man (Fred) in charge of karaoke literally told my friend's girlfriend that 'our crew' doesn't belong here and she had to pay him $10 to let me sing my song"

"The vacuum thing is so cool."

"Just the worst music ever."

"Better cleavage= Better service"

"Get the table in the front window for some of the best people watching in the city."

"El mejor postre del centro!"