Mark Barton

"Come down and get a massive parking fine for being 15 minutes over the limit. Rest assured we will not be spending a penny more here."

"Home of the greatest football team in the World."

"It’s a load of steam trains. What’s not to like."

"The sundaes were amazing."

"Good fish and chips."

"Lovely setting. Nice food. Good beer. Good coffee too. It’s just a pit it’s served in a thimble."