Mark Lush

"Leave your kids in the car or put them in a cart. They get in the way and are a pain in the ass."

"Thanks for acknowledging me after I've been staring at you for 5 minutes, smoothie booth operator. Worst. Staff. Ever."

"Be sure to wish Jesus a Happy Birthday!"

"Do NOT play the drums unless Lush gives you permission. There are penalties for breaking the rules!"