Mark Lander

"Kristen is awesome."

"Much better bar than the Port. So why waste your time there."

"We literally spent two hours staring at this thing talking to us... while sober."

"Have a drink and chill with old friends you just met."

"Ever wonder where the people who have trouble saying 'welcome to McDonald's can I take your order' end up? Ever wonder who keeps Vin Diesel's acting career going? Yep they're here. What a joke."

"This place is the shit."