Mark Donkers

"One of my favorite breweries, period. Their Medianoche and Achromatic variants are fantastic."

"The pierogi are awesome."

"I came for the Circus School, but I stayed for the data."

"I won't leave just a tip! I'll give the whole nine yards regarding this fine school of law."

"I got my J.D. here, now I'm a JOP, which is my job. O'McSkanky's Law School. It's where to go to learn the law."

"Smells a bit of cigarette smoke, but the price is right. I've paid more for worse."