Mark Conklin

"Put your weights away, children."

"Grandpa's chicken country fried breakfast, plain crispy hashbrowns, two eggs over easy… everytime."

"Mmmmmm. $3 car 🚗 bombs and a Rueben pasty. Doesn't get much better."

"Don't go on Saturday's unless you are a sadist."

"Sit out on the back patio, nice setting."

"This hotel sucks. How about we fight about the parking everyday and beg for service at tt he bar."