Mark Censor

"They shrunk the bowls. Used to be better. Enjoy your thimble of salad for $13."

"Good coffee, wildly overpriced. Skip it."

"This corner just got a Halal food cart!"

"The mall restrooms are closed so often I think jcpenney does it on purpose so you go down and use theirs."

"While the desk people were busy being rude to me, another person came by to tell them the shower's leaking. The locker room smells. Lots of nice cardio equipment."

"That free popcorn tip--promotion over."