Mark Arthur

"Make sure the waiter repeats your order. Been here six times and they got it wrong. And they argued with us."

"No packers, no maine south, no mt carmel"

"If you're wearing college wear, only NU, LUC, DePaul, and UIC allowed. All others will not be let in. If already in, remove said clothes."

"Don't start no shit, there won't be no shit."

"Beware! There's a former house elf that roams the 16th floor."

"Don't mess with Dobby... he has magical powers."