Marissa Lauren Perez

"Travis makes the best green tea lattés! :)"

"First week of November, and it's Christmas Season inside! :D Christmas movies, Beatles Christmas album, Christmas decorating! Yessss<3"

"Halloween Horror Nights allow children under 13 years of age, but do not recommend it at all. Whereas, my lovebug only 7 years of age, entering in giving her a status of just Too Damn Beast."

"Here's a helpful tip, STOP SHITTIN' ON MY LAWN!! You can't imagine how sick you are for not even picking up after your damn beast dog who shits like a monster. My baby keeps eating it, so stop it!IGHT"

"If you plan on staying on umblrtay like me all day, stay in the backyard on the soft comfy sofa bed. Make a cup of tea if it's chilly out. Maybe a blanket too."

"Don't buy your piercing accessories here. Go to the swapmeet right next door. Its half the price."