Mario DiLorenzo

""you guys are boring, nobody wants to scissor me" - Jesse"

"Scuba Steve, Damn You!"

"Um i want mayorship"

"Nasty, unhelpful staff. Does not care to help. When asked about model numbers or names, the staff member exclaimed "we are here to make sales, not have you do online research.""

"The Four Horseman! Jack, Johnny, Jim and Jose "

"Drink...a lot."