Mario

"This place is deceptive. There are no beans on the menu. Not "cool.""

"Try the poison taco. It's to die for! *Poison tacos do not exist. So try a Doritos Locos instead."

"This window says "leave a tip", so $2.50"

"I don't like bagels. I must be in the wrong place..."

"It's all moody in here, I can't see what I'm eating. But it was goooodddd!!!!"

"Illegally park behind Southside Bank.This place has everything. A taco bar, slider burgers, a woman with nowhere to turn."