Marilyn Monster

"Best Bloody Mary's in town!"

"Graduation ceremonies are a literal pain in the ass. Bring a butt cushion."

"The stage of this club is in AWFUL condition, and the poles aren't even proper dance poles!"

"Come in on your birthday and get a free drink!"

"Pole dance lessons every Tuesday at 6:00 PM and every Sunday at 1:30 PM! Stop in for a fun, full body work out!"

"The Lucky Lady Lounge is hosting a pole dance competition every Wednesday at 8:30 PM until the finals on November 3rd. Weekly winners receive $100. The winner of the finals receives $500!"