Marie L

"If you get a brownie/blondie sundae you will feel like a big dumb lard forever."

"Hope you awkwardly don't encounter someone who you haven't talked to since graduation."

"Caramel apple milkshake!"

"I luv havin da sex wiff molly on hurr beddd"

"Worst room in the hall. Obv."

"Is it possible to be proud of yourself for creating a foursquare venue?"