Marge Wiggins

"Ouch my eye."

"Marge won a beer pong game here."

"No fake check ons. I will take pictures for every single one, so people don't bitch about my check one. Mostly little bitches that get sad."

"Sami is the best!"

"Fuck Jakes! Bartenders are fucking bitches. If you tip them a lot they will treat you like shit."