Margarona

"Get a good sweat up! But please refrain from posing in the mirrors. A bit narcissistic, no?"

"I have annexed the mayorship of my neighbors home. Not even the king of your own castle. Tsk tsk!"

"Careful here. Some seriously deranged folks here. Nice ocean view from the captains deck."

"Nice place to run. Say hi to the ladies who pick up the trail everyday."

"The Pueblo Viejo anejo margaritas are the best!"