Marcus

"If you go down the road past Morongo and look up, you can spot a giant dinosaur eating the desert plants."

"I'm a winner. Winners want sushi. Where's my sushi bar?"

"1. Marinara sauce 2. Fluffy ice cream 3. Cream soda"

"Beware the monster in the basement"

"Please present your secret ID and credentials at the front gate. Failure to do so may result in bodily harm."

"To find this classroom you must face the wall and put your hands on it like a mountain climber. Then shuffle across until, voila! you found a door hidden in the face of the wall!"