Marcus Cooke

"What a tacky dive."

"Breakfast not included and is quite pricey for a buffet that has a small selection"

"How is it possible you stole my Mayorship logging in to this Tram Stop when since last year this Tram Stop has not existed? It was completely removed. Only Stops 27 and 29 now exist."

"Mayorship up for grabs July 1st"

"They don't accept mastercard. Unbelievable."

"Lucky I moved to Amsterdam or I'd still be Mayor!"