Jaron 'Marco' Williams

"don't ask for Brooke. everytime I get her, she rushes me in and out of there. doesn't stop to ask about how I'm doing or anything. just wants those tables to flip flip flip."

"the orange calamari is the BEST appetizer"

"Randy's a dumbass"

"the pizza guy in front of me is talking on his personal cell phone while making my pizza. that's unsanitary, dude. and I'm just visiting from out of town, and a tip from a visitor is BAD"

"thanks jimmy!"

"marco's a sexy biotch ha!"