Man On The Lam

"Don't wear shorts or they will kick you out!"

"There is a special on right now -- if you check in on Foursquare and show the front desk your checkin you get 12 hours free sir conditioning. Good for new bookings only! :)"

"Awesomeness rolled up in rice! Great staff too."

"But there is free wi-fi available throughout the hotel now."

"Best babaganoush I've ever had. Worst Mai tai I've ever had."

"They've moved around the corner between the upholstery shop and Pearl Celebration Hall. Cheap car rentals from 10 rials a day."