Jay

"Is it just me or do the waitresses here always find a way to hide from you when you need em the most?"

"BAJA BLAST AND DORITO TACOS...ZOMG!!!"

"CHILE RELLENO...Y U NO ON 99CENT MENU???"

"Machaca....machaca machaca machaca. Everything else is irrelevant."

"Don't forget the side of tacos. Doesnt matter if your ordering breakfast or dinner... you always order the tacos."

"Si vas a parrar aqui...agarra el cóctel de camaron. ¡Es muy incredible super wow!"