Manny Ausan

"Whenever the weather permits, we play ball here from 5-8pm cuz the lights don't go out until 9 or 10pm"

"Females Wanted: Need more buns for our sausagefest. Beware of the fellas who are shorter than 5'8""

"This airport is so fail. Flight that was supposed to leave at 145 didn't end up leaving until 30 mins AFTER the 350 flight."

"I checked into this house thinking it was a crackhouse only to find out it was a tranny joint. Look for Josh for funtimes!"

"Any of the cheesesteaks are awesome as well as the wings. Sliders are good if you are in the mood"