Joe

"DML is hands-down the best place on campus to get incredibly stressed out."

"Why does a place called "Midnight Mug" close at 6pm on the weekends?"

"My favorite part about this Starbucks is when there's five people behind the counter during prime buying times and only two of them are doing anything."

"The ridiculously delicious salmon dish comes out to $7.02 - bring two pennies along or you WILL likely end up with 98 cents in change!"

"Chipotle >> Qdoba. I won't be surprised if that awful Qdoba 2 blocks over goes out of business soon. Hopefully, another Chipotle will crop up in its place once it closes down."

"The crab cheese fries are delicious."