Melissa LeFebvre

"Don't get Starbucks. It fucking sucks asshole. Worst frappuccino I've ever drank. I'm ashamed to be drinking it out of a Starbucks cup. Such a disgrace."

"To avoid traffic get here before 7:30am. No one knows how to properly merge on and off."

"Oh I'm sorry Taco Bell, I didn't know saying I wanted a #9 crunchwrap with no drink was different than saying I just wanted a crunchwrap. B**** just give me my crunchwrap."

"One of the bartenders looks like Sid from Toy story. It's awesome."

"I don't stay at this hotel, I just come for the breakfast."

"Kellie is the best bartender! She will take care of you for sure!"