Malcolm Mayhew

"Be sure to tell them to put the sauce on the side or else they'll drench everything in it!"

"They have a DVD rental kiosk. No joke."

"Screw the pastrami, get the Reuben."

"Snack machine features two different kinds of Doritos."

"Burgers aren't that great, but terrific daily lunch plate specials, including sole and filet mignon, usually under $10."

"Can restore just about any kind of art, from paintings to sculptures. Free appraisals, too."