Maggie Hellwig

"The hush puppies are a must, as are the cocktails. Try splitting the fish/chicken with a friend. Plus, pretty damn friendly service."

"If people are running faster than you, it's most likely because they run every single day...and are consequently too skinny. Also, sometimes there is a guy doing burpees?"

"It's a German! It's a Scottsman! No,...it's an English bloke?! It's a Hellwig."

"The parking lot is a death trap. Be careful."

"Watch out for alligators and flash thunderstorms. What?"

"Stay away from the that Red Queen lady. She's a biatch."