Madi Craig

"Just kidding I'm sure he's nice but seriously, you'll get professional service for auto here, and you won't at walmart"

"The other dude that added a tip is a jew, I work here and you'll actually get service here, not like the dumbass kids at wallyworld thatll scratch ur car"

"Get the bento for lunch, its wonderful and well priced"

"Get a slice of pie, ssooooooo freakin good"