Madelyn Boyne

"Add tofu to a salad. Your taste buds and body will thank you."

"Don't feed the animals. Unless the animals are children, and the food is sugar."

"Don't bother with the Lobster Risotto: it sounds better than it tastes. And the gelato is tasty, but it's actually just ice cream. That in mind, I recommend Chocolate Hazelnut."

"Don't be unnerved by the two-way glass. The people on the other end of the closed-circuit phone are very friendly."

"Total party spot. Ask for Ashley!"