Madeline Lynch

"Cheap drinks, lovely bartenders and SweaterFunk on Sundays! What more could you ask for? Oh wait, a less shitty crowd during primetime."

"The Elmo pizza and the squash ravioli are amaaaaazing."

"The menu listed isn't correct..."

"When is it acceptable to charge $2 for soda water when a vodka soda is $3.50?"

"Charles is amazing!"