Maddie Thiele

"Ticket inspectors are always lingering so don't take any risks."

"Try the Meredith Fetta"

"Make sure you have enough fuel so you don't break down."

"Ask Moses for permission to enter the house"

"To fit in really well with the neighbours, hire someone to wash your car where everyone can see it; use words such as 'uncouth'; and buy a poodle that you groom to match your own hair."

"To fit in really well with the neighbours, use words such as 'uncouth' and then buy a poodle."