Macho Puto

"Be sure to leave a tip on the table!"

"Don't ask the guy pushing ten carts up a hill if he wants 'another cart' while you hand him yours. Take your fat ass to where he brings them.."

"Starbucks is like this."

"If you don't have a discount, search through your telephone, someone has the gold card and you can use their number."

"Go before 11am"