Melissa Dow

"Oh, just FYI: the owner keeps all credit card tips, and the employees split the cash. So tip cash!"

"Keep in mind: Saturday morning=good. Saturday afternoon =crowded as all getout."

"Don't choose the two-motor vacuum option, even though it's cheaper. It only has enough power to pick up tiny puppy kisses."

"Guinness on tap! You know you want to...."

"Try the Mexican mocha. Seriously the best in town."