Jim Lyons

"No welcome mats allowed"

"Is stay away from turkey in your omelette. It's from a can or something - at any rate, chewy and gross."

"Weekends are like Spring Break!"

"Overpriced, bad service, small servings. They messed up our food and our check 3 times. The food that eventually came out was kinda gross. Really you have no reason to come here."

"I want a Big Mac"

"Ignore the tip from Scotty's. You're at some of the best, original food here. Scotty's is an impersonal corporate chain. Not to mention overpriced. Trying to steal business - low, Scotty's... Low."