Lurissa Hanes

"Ballin!!! Best party house in the city :P"

"Jesse is the little fish bitch. He smells like asshole cuz he spreads his legs too much. What a freak. He may look pretty, but watch out! He'll suck u into his bum"

"They make good club sandwiches. The owner is nice too and loves to chat"

"Bring cash, they charge 75 cents to use interact."

"Not satisfied with this donair? Me neither. Go up the street to pita stop. Best Donair you'll have in Calgary."

"Emma and Adam are serious cool people. Austin likes cats. Emma makes the most amazing tea and coffee, shes magic."