Lulu Pearson

"I you want to talk in the library, do it on the 1st floor. Do not take your baby mama drama phone calls on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th floor. It's finals week give me a fucking break!"

"Don't let me catch you with your hand in my sugar jar!"

"the vending machine by boars head deli steals your money just about every other time"