Luke Wales

"The Himes Hall Testing Center sucks."

"Yummy! Nom, Nom, nomathon!"

"Seriously? The jerk chicken is effin divine. But the staff is very rude"

"Bring a towel, bring a smile, and speak to all the lovely frequenters."

"Hang out with Nathan! He's the only redeeming thing about this wretched place."

"Consumer Value Store (AKA Sea-V's) is convenient. I guess that's why they call them convenience stores."