Luke Webber

"Get some food from the food trucks and sit back and soak up the sun by water!"

"Rådjursstigen translates to Deer Trail."

"too many suits on a weekday evening, i feel like i'm in a boardroom meeting"

"ensuites are brilliant if you like listening to strangers poo"

"They keep Irish people here."

"If you give the lady money at the counter she'll let you watch the moving pictures in the big dark room."