Luke Reimer

"Meh. The Cork up the street is better but this is a good backup if there aren't any tables"

"You can use the hot tub for half an hour before your massage at no extra charge"

"Do not eat at the African Restaurant. Worst food I've had in years aside from the pizza."

"The "hot" salsa at the salsa bar is more like mild..."

"Beware of the elusive balcony squirrels"

"Try some homemade bread and jam with the "Canadian Breakfast""