Daniel Howard

"Whoever said Kevin is a douche is a bigger douche. Get over yourself. Go back to being 13 and screaming crap over Halo."

"Make sure to label your food with your name in black sharpie!"

"It sucks. It sucks long, and it sucks hard. Traffic just sucks."

"Awesome family filled with awesome hospitality and awesome memories. Kudos to the Benson's!"

"Prices aren't high. This is Howard County. Every thing is expensive. Complaining about the prices here is like complaining about the weather: nothing you say is gonna' change it."

"The ambience music sounds like some thing out of Sonic the Hedgehog 3. . . Just sayin'."