LT Magnotto

"The girl behind the bar is a wild babe, at least a Cleveland 7."

"Super cheap breakfast spot!"

"Great food, shit service. Bartender told me one day "not to come here if you only have an hour lunch...""

"Jokerman?! Really? You chose jokerman font for your fucking logo?! C'mon son!"

"These guys shut down the surf party, and then played the band cake. I hate the band cake!"