Luke Schmerberg

"Most stuff is very good, but the chile relleno is exquisite."

"Mobile devices are allowed if you have you SBM bar card."

"Snow days are for children; grown-ups go to work."

"$3.00 ATM fee for non-BoA cards = ridiculous"

"Security us EXACTING. No phones, no bags, no nothing, unless you have been pre-approved."

"If you get a guy answering the phone, check to see if it's Fred or Luke (they sound similar)."