Lori Risenhoover

"Lady in the car before me bought my drink. Very nice way to make someone's day. So I bought the guy behind me. So far, 17 cars had done it in a row. Start a giving train!"

"Why on earth would I want a few pumps of classic in a beverage I ordered a Splenda in?"

"Here's a tip-go somewhere else. ANYWHERE else. Is being that rude a prerequisite?"

"Don't come here for a replacement garage door clicker."

"Try the peach cobbler. Worth it."

"That's a loooong wait for a Sunday afternoon jolt."