ᴡ Christenson

"I could come here just for the shampooing! Pure sexifiedness"

"911 roll and Mexican samurai! Get it or get gay ;)"

"Danny B. Does killer tattoos and piercings. see him for sure"

"Don't be a fag"

"As new mayor of the nest I'm adding a second amendment to the toll. You must not come home empty handed"

"Always check for TP before you sit down..."