Lori Cannon

"Great grand opening special! Pedicure for $20!"

"Great bar with no cover. The bands work for tips, so be good to them when they pass the hat!"

"Larry is awesome!"

"Too many douchey teenagers. Not enough seating. Yogurt is too good to miss!"

"For the love of god, don't ever put two of these peanut butter balls in your mouth at the same time. Not even on a dare."