Stephen Jenkins

"Landlady stands around doing sweet FA. Four bar staff & yet only 1 serving so took over 15 mins to order 2 drinks - & it wasn't even that busy! Friends had lunch & it took over an hour to arrive."

"Don't stay off season - air-con only on for 3 months, so in April it is stiflingly hot at night. No tea/coffee making facilities. Dodgy wifi. Miles from anywhere."

"See how many mistakes you can spot on the posters & signs - there's LOADS of them! Groupon family voucher @ £18 ok price. £30 adults/£75 family - absolutely rip off!"