Frank Thomas Jr.

"I like the Dixie breakfast myself. Second time here, though, and both times the coffee had been pretty tasteless. (Not tacky, just without flavor.)"

"Alisha takes good care of me. And frequent $5 footlong discounts on everything but the Big Philly. Just watch yourself for crazy people in the wee hours."

"Awesome crispy boneless wings."

"We love to sit at the chef's counter!"

"Rude grill manager. Very rude."

"They put the cheese on correctly here. Tesselate, don't overlap!"