Jack Piper

"Delivers late, perfect when you don't feel like cooking ;)"

"Be sure to leave me a pair of the tycoons."

"Be sure to write a note if you need to use your child as a mule that day for the Mexican cartel, they're very strict with that rule."

"The body pump isn't the exhausting part, or even what takes a long time ;)"

"Everyone needs a little ghetto fabalous in their life!"

"Beautiful pool and courtyard, friendly people, rent reasonable for location!"